Swaney's Law

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.

Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.

by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023

patrick swaze

while haveing sex with you girlfiend u fantisize about fucking her sister or her mother

dude wen i fuck my girl i soooooo patrick swaze about her mom

by sucky123 March 8, 2009

Dirty Swazy

doing doggy-style with your lesbian sister while you eat out your best friends ass

We should definitely have a Dirty Swazy tonight.

by bigballsboy193 January 7, 2022