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Sugma

Sugma, a very severe form of Ligma, is a disease that is transmitted through venting in electrical. Sugma is an acronym, meaning Sussy Using Granulated Manscaping Amongus. This disease can be fatal, and if not treated properly can lead to Will Smith eating a glizzy too sussily. If you think you have the disease Sugma, immediately go to your nearest orthodontist, and have them prescribe you maximum strength melatonin, 2,569 gallons of bleach, 4,203 gallons of ammonia gas, 45 used syringes found on the street by a 7-11, and 67,097 tablets of opium. Once you have gathered these items, proceed to shove them up your rectum, and wait 9.7 seconds for the articles to kick in. Once they have, you have a 67.8% chance of surviving the infamous disease known as Sugma.
My friend died of Sugma last week.
by Quandalious Dinglenut October 11, 2022
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Sugma

Despacito: Hey bro. Got any ligma?
Kanye: No, but do you have any Sugma?
Despactio: Aight I’ll bite. What’s sugma?
Kanye: S u g m a b a l l s l m a o
by Jeebus deletus October 23, 2018
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Sugma

The end. It rapidly spreads, and we have no cure. Sugma-72A1 is a virus which has infected 7 billion people worldwide. I am one of the only survivors out of the mere millions of people whom ha survived. This is the end of us. If there is anyone, ANYONE, who can read this, it doesnt have any cures, nor a vaccine. My suggestion? A bullet to the brain. Just give up. Use one bullet, aim at the frontal lobe, and you will be spared. It's a much better fate than contracting Sugma-72A1. God. Save. Us.
Roughly 3 billion people during the first wave of symptoms: Oh god. It hurts. It hurts so, so much.

The doctor: Sir/Madame, i'm sorry but you have contracted Sugma-72A1.
The patient: Please... Just kill me, oh god it feels like my every bone is being contorted. Please, end my suffering.
by Not_Lost October 6, 2022
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Sugma

Common troll. Followed up by "balls". Sugma balls (sounds like "suck my balls"). Haha soooo funny. You've got a real comedian on your hands.
Person 1: Have you heard of sugma?

Person 2: sugma who?

Person 1: *smugs* SUGMA BALLS HAHA I DID THE FUNNY LOL XD RATIO GET REKT NOOB SKILL ISSUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: -_-
by i did the funny March 7, 2023
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Sugma

Sugma (Systemic Utilized Ghae Mi-Asintits) is a disease related to ligma, however it is much less deadly and can be cured. It is extremely contagious and is most likely to affect Fortnite streamers. If you know someone who has Sugma, try the SugmaBalls (Systemic Utilized Ghae Mi-Asintits Bi-Asonurdicl Lateral Lactacioustits Sequence) or No U (Not Onmi-watch Utilization) procedures. It has also been found that it is related to EETMA (Extreme Enlarged Titin Mi-as).
Guy 1-Hey I have Sugma
Guy 2-What's Sugma?
Guy 1-Sugma nuts
Guy 2-No u
Guy 1-The fu-
by SugmanutsXD March 27, 2019
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Sugma

‘Oi dog, sugma’
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by TRZAYNE June 22, 2024
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