suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

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Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

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Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

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Suck my dick from the back

The other definitions are correct, in that this means the man gets on all fours and tucks it between his legs so the other person can suck it. Important to note though, this position puts the sucker’s nose DIRECTLY in your ass so it is usually used dismissively.

“Oh they said that you should clean the kitchen better”
“Eh… they can suck my dick from the back”

by elplatoo April 4, 2026