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grief stew

Noun. Illinoisan origin.

Refers to the state of bereavement in which all of the stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance) are experienced simultaneously, in rapid succession, backwards, or in any sort of strange order or frequency.

Often expressed by dramatic teenagers or pregnant women whose dangerous hormonal spikes lend themselves to such an unfortunate occurrence. Can sometimes help and sometimes hurt the grieving process.
Teen: "I can't believe he just broke up with me!! What an enormous douchebag! Couldn't we have worked things out?! Why can't I stop crying!?! GAWD, I'm so over this. Janet, we need to go shopping. I'm so done with this grief stew."
by geemandy28 July 12, 2009
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J-Stew

Jason Stewart is a show contributor for the Jim Rome Show on Premiere Radio Network. His promising cameos in "Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss" and "Murder at the Presidio" guarantee future success in upcoming blockbuster movies. A punk band from Houston, 3 Day Weekend, created a song about Stewart, titled "Mr. Automatic."
by Charles in J-Ville June 21, 2005
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cracker stew

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."
Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010
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Victory Stew

/vik-ter-ee st-oo/ noun
A vile prank, originally made famous by American college fraternities, where a large, organized group of people defecate into the same toilet in serial fashion without flushing or including paper waste. The end result is a toilet filled with feces of varying color, size, texture, and firmness that ultimate defeats the toilet's flushing mechanism and will require manual cleaning by the owner of the toilet. The act of creating a victory stew is referred to as "brewing a victory stew".
Last weekend, we brewed a victory stew over at Tim's house.
by Andy Mui March 27, 2011
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Clitoris stew

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder
I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew
by BIG HEF March 2, 2019
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Sausage Stew

When you show up to a hot tub, only to have it be seen that there are more then just one overweight man, but a few of them and no women.

-Doesn't always need to be overweight men.
Hey dude wanna go in the hot tub with me?

Nah, Man it's a "Sausage Stew" in there!
by DiabeticMikeM February 1, 2010
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Stew Boy

A duel handled throwup bag. Perferably a Temple University Bookstore bag.
I gave that drunk sloppy bitch a Stew Boy.
by Duke Lougan October 4, 2010
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