starbunch

a bunch of people who go to starbucks and purchase a drink from there and sit there late at night and talk.

John: hey everynight I drive by starbucks and see the same people sitting there.
Chris: yea I see the starbunch there too when I go

by I don't have a namee April 27, 2009

Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

by university dweller October 20, 2009

Starbucks Close

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.

Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."

by Shullie February 7, 2010

Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

starbucks queen

A white girl that is addicted to starbucks, every time you see her she has starbucks

That white girl is a starbucks queen

by wjn April 25, 2015

Starbucks daddy

A guy who gives you free Starbucks or Starbucks gift cards

Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke

Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want

by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017

Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017