A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
by Jaja A August 12, 2006
Get the friend stalker mug.A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.
Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?
by KidCuervo February 27, 2013
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by Photo1 January 27, 2019
Get the light stalker mug.A person who uses your eBay feedback page to see what sex toys, cosmetics, lingerie you think you are buying in the privacy of your own home.
Damn! I never should have told that guy I dated what my eBay handle was. He's probably an eBay Stalker.
Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.
Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.
Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
by Fat boy in the basement June 1, 2005
Get the eBay Stalker mug.people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.
the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.
the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.
the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
by J.Flry December 27, 2011
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Liz is like a total pee stalker she totally followed me into the loo and wouldn't shut up it was so bad I got performance anxiety
by speed23 June 12, 2009
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Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!
by ralfdallas September 23, 2011
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