Insert a stick in inside of your weinerhole, And shove a carrot inside of her vagina, Spread her legs like she is doing the spilts, to plow as hard as you can while trying to angle it it to go threw to her asshole (Better done with a virgin so you can pop the cherry).
"Hey brad, I heard you gave lil jessie stickin a carrot lastnight."
"Hell yah dawg, she said it gave her a seizure after the juices of the carrot went inside her, I think shes allergic to Vitamin A and some weird shit about potassium."
"Hell yah dawg, she said it gave her a seizure after the juices of the carrot went inside her, I think shes allergic to Vitamin A and some weird shit about potassium."
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When you stack the hand-washing animation on top of piss animation by peeing directly on to your hands.
by redsleepinggrass March 25, 2022
Get the piss stacking mug.Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.
The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.
For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.
Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.
For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.
Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)
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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)
You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"
Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)
You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"
Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
Get the slippin on your slackin mug.KFC is food stacking with it's new double down chicken sandwich. Something like that should get your picture on the wall while smiling and wearing a bib.
by CocoSantango September 6, 2010
Get the Food Stacking mug.When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.
C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
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