spudded

A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.

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by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009

spuds

a group of crazy rapper chicks

hey, lets invite the SPUDS to our dull party; they will make it so much fun!

by s-diddy May 4, 2004

spud

a fat lazy ditball, a fake quito, someone with a really bad shave. Spuds don't go tanning they go burning. Spuds have a shiny red complexion. Everyone knows a spud is dumb, uncool, ugly and unintelligent, but he (the spud) thinks he is mr. suave.

JDol is such a spud!

by Fozzie Bear July 31, 2008

spud

to defecate into a woman's vagina.

"i heard you can get some nasty hepatitis from spudding"

by beeba February 24, 2005

Spuds

A woman whom is typically large, lazy and bossy and during sex is very unproductive and tends to "Just lay there and take it" resembling a sack of spuds making the intercourse very one sided.

"Urgh I took this girl back to mine last night and she was a total Spuds!"

by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013

spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 1, 2004

spud

A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018