Spud 

Sam Cunnington from Good Will Hunting

Audience member 1: Why's the drummer look funny?
Audience member 2: His a spud!

Spud by CheesePantsMcGee August 24, 2012

spud 

A Big Fat Testicle Wart.. Yes The one and only George. ;P

" Posted By Your MaM "

spud by Spuds MaM May 6, 2003

Spud 

A name for someone who is a scottish pervert.

Spud liked to look at ladies boobies, as he is the skid mark on the underpants of the 10 tonne man

Spud by Mr UnImpreza July 12, 2010

Spud 

1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.

2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.

"Kiss my heesey chelmet spud!!"

Spud by anon6565 December 28, 2005

Spud  

a teenage boy who is an idiot, does stupid things and makes stupid comments. He lets chickens drown.

Spud is an idiot.
'i have chickens; but one died.'
'How did it die?'
'it drowned because i left it in the pond'

Spud by PhoebeFloBillyKliperTaraAmy March 9, 2009

spud 

spud is hot but short. but not shorter than me. i hooked up with him on spring break then had a dream about him and he got morbidly obese. but in real life i bet he's still hot. he has a fun accent...ask him to tell you that he "burnt his fucking finger"

joanne: why are you giving spud the death look and growling at him
me: because...

spud by barbie April 17, 2005

spud 

a nigger term for a cell phone

person1. Dude did you get your spud back yet.

person2. Wtf is a fucking spud.

person1. Nigga its a fucking cell phone you god damn cracker.

person2. You mother fucking nigger i will kill you for u saying my cell phone is a god damn spud.

spud by crazyjimmy4life July 7, 2010