'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008

downwards spiral

A downward spiral is a spiral that is going downwards. it can represent depression or a very bad time in someones life.
And it's a meme

Downward spiral.
Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Kate: 'hey jack! how are you?'
Jack: 'not so good, my life is going into a downwards spiral filled with misery and pain.'
Kate: 'oh cool me too.'

by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018

cheese spiral

An orgy… but vertical.

Yeah kaityln and carol were in a major cheese spiral the other night.

by badussy soup May 6, 2022

Corn Spirals

1. The knock off term for fusilli pasta.
2. If you're not Italian and you don't know how say fusilli.

*In an Italian restaurant and the waiter comes over*

Waiter: "what would you like today?"

Me: "can I get uhhhh... a bowl of those corn spirals?"

by Trap_Boi April 3, 2018

Spiral of lies

When a person tells a lie and that lie leads to another and that lie leads to another and so on. This person is eventually so caught up in the lies that they slowly bury themselves in the hole they have created

The got caught up in her spiral of lies

by Elephantmanwithbaconontop February 18, 2017

spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015