A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
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Get the SPEED BUMP mug.A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
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Get the speed bump mug.In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
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