A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.
Sped is a word that is a synonym to the one and only Dylan. To qualify as sped, you must be named Dylan, have red hair, be three years old, and a Saint Bernard.
“Do youknow sped?”
“Oh, you mean Dylan? Yeah! She’s super sped.”
Rando: why are you laughing?
Alex:*laughter* we *laughter* are on *laughter* sped! Hahahhahahhahahaha
James: *says something retarded which started the sped*
James and Alex: *continue laughing unscontrollably*
He instinctively ducked his head but the two were paying no heed to a passing biker as they sped south.
She stared out the windows at the telephone poles as they approached and sped off in a blur.
ur sped.