seal snouts

large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.

It must be cold out! That girl has some hella huge seal snouts.

by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008

chub snout

A person (generally a girl) who has a cute little nose and snorts when she laughs.

You're such a little chub snout.

by xliberationx November 17, 2007

snout blaster

The act of snorting a drug. This can apply to cocaine or even pills that are smashed into a powder.

Hey bro, lets smash up that last Ritalin and do a couple of snout blasters.

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Trouser snout

Female genitalia.

Damn girl, your pants are so tight I can see the outline of your trouser snout.

by Princess5178 July 20, 2010

dick snout

1. The region of ones penis consisting of a thin layer or skin covering the 'head', almost exclusivly found in uncircumsized males.

2. When ones nose is long and droopy, similar to a flacid penis.

3. A back alley circumscision gone wrong.

1. " When George whipped out his cock i couldn't help but notice the crusted, infected DICK SNOUT that covered the head of his penis."

2. " Julia's DICK SNOUT is so long, it reminds me of my grandaddy's limp cock."

3. "Man, whats up with Daves DICK SNOUT? It looks like his indecisive father utalized a rusty screw to circumsize him hours after birth."

by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

snout monkey

A snout monkey is an idiotic person who smokes too many cigarettes in a short space of time.

"Neil you are a snout monkey"
"I've only smoked 5"
"You only bought them 20 minutes ago you arse stain"

by bigmentalheid November 8, 2005

poop snout

A medical condition characterized by decreased airflow through the nasal cavity due to being packed full of shit. Common causes include: tossing salad, ramming one's nose up the boss' ass and having one's head up one's ass.

Hey Joe, It looks like you got poop snout since you ate Carl's ass.

by Gary Coleman September 11, 2003