by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019
Get the glue sniffer mug.A person (most likely a man) who gets sexual gratification from sniffing bicycle saddles. They sniff the material and imagine a woman sitting on it only moments before and hope they can smell some vaginal juices.
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)
Gary sniffed the bicycle seat, taking in the coolness and feel of the leather. This was all he could smell, but he knew the lovely Laura had been riding it all morning, and for a second, he thought he could detect the slightest arouma of fresh twat... then he realised he had only imagined it... the sick fucking saddle sniffer.
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A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
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Get the Paddle Shifters mug.Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
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Get the ass-sniffer mug.A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.
A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.
Person A: *sees someone inhaling
paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*
Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *
Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*
Person B: “You get it!”
Person A: *sees someone inhaling
paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*
Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *
Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*
Person B: “You get it!”
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