by Bipyortsweirdquestions March 20, 2020

by STAB July 19, 2018

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.
felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!
felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!
felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!
by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.
He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.
by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive
by pancherfaust March 16, 2018

by LouAndI November 24, 2020
