smagoigle

A bleeding infected anal wart. Traditionally smagoigles tend to live near the rim of the anus.

During the filming of the porno "Dylan Does Dallas" Dylan popped a smagoigle and sprayed it all over his partner Johnnys face.

by river jameser January 2, 2011

smaylin

he has a big dick and all the girls like him

bro look smaylin is getting head in the bathroom

by sushdjso January 3, 2019

Smaggoff

n. 1) person who thinks they acting normal when in reality they are being insanely stupid.

2) nerd jackass

1) Toby's dance turned him into a complete smaggoff.

2) What a fucking smaggoff...

by Easy E Laird August 25, 2008

smary

Someone or something that is so wise its frightening. Smart + scary.

The smary developers creating crowdsourcing software are disrupting traditional expectations of people's privacy.

by Onebrilliantword December 15, 2015

smagma

A crusty or slimy formation caused from hot or sweating genitals.

Also:
-Smag
-Ball Cheese
-Furmunda
-Ass Wax

The Smagma stuck to the toilet paper.

by brad_sk88 November 15, 2003

Smaggle

The act of haggling someone with sexual favors. Persuading them to give you something by seducing them. Often used by students, renters, etc.

She wouldn't give me the remote so I smaggled her for it. Afterwards though, I didn't really need it. I crashed and she watched whatever she watches at night.

Mrs. Anderson wouldn't give me an A on my paper because she said there were too many loose ends. So I smaggled her to bump it up to at least a B+. I probably could have gotten an A if I had an extra inch or two.

I bought this book the other day "Smaggle" it teaches you about the art of using sex to get what you want.

by Anonymystical January 20, 2012

Smagu Bagu

Smagu bagu is a very random phrase.
We often say it loudly so people can hear your true smagu bagu culture!
used to show that you not being serious and are joking, usually used to show anger aswell, if you are afraid to say you are angry you say smagu bagu.

its a very funny remark may i add.

also smagu de bagu is used aswell... say it in funny accents and make it fun!.

'Hey Tony, Smagu de baguuuu'

'SMAGU BAGU!'

'Do you know the muffin man?'
'Smagu bagu'

by Tony Mac January 7, 2006