skateboarding

the greatest thing ever invented. all skaters are not dilenquents. all skaters do not smoke wee dal dday. skaters i think are the most judged by the world around us. we can barely do our thing without being yelled at by people or getting dirty looks. i hate it when they block off curbs and sh1t. aweeee am i gonna scrath the ground? f that. seriosuly, all you people who hate skateing, why are looking at this and calling it gay? i bet you cant even stand on a board, i mean seriously, i dont bmx and i can bunny hop? wtf. you guys cant do anything about us skaters. if anyone tries to stop us, we will unite and crush all of you. and anyone who thinks skateing is for fame, money, and women, your a poser and you should not be skateing. and all you bmxers suck. you should not make fun of skateing. skaters dont all listen to screamo death metal. skateing is a way of life. we dont hate on yours, so why do you hate on ours? skaters never bothered anyone until tony hawk became popular. the only reason some people know of skateing are those gay tony hawk games. skaters should be aloud to skate anywhere we want. and even if were not we will do it anyone. because we are BRAVE AND DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. which is what everyone else should be like. SKATE OR DIE.

ollie wood pushing kickflip skateboarding

by z3r0ordi3 April 10, 2009

Skateboarding

1)NOT A SPORT

2)The only way into heaven, everything else youve been told is a lie.

That guy doesnt know how to skate therefore he does not know about skateboarding which insinuates he does not exist at all, he is only a faint illusion with-in one's vast immagination.

by Death-ThePhilosopher March 26, 2009

Skateboarding

An extreme sport performed by extreme people. Takes alot of practice, commitment and quite often temper (especially when your skatepark is filled with children and bikers)

And why do people think skaters are bad people? Is it cause of the sport we love? The clothes we wear? The things we say?

Do they say the same about bmxers? No, and the only difference between us and them is they rest their genitals on a clumsy piece of bent metal with two wheels! Oh yea, and they're annoying cocky assholes who take up too much space in skateparks.

I probably wouldn't have just said that had I not seen what they say about us here.

The point is, Skateboarding is an awesome life long adventure with so many rewards along the way, no matter what rate you progress at.

Roll Forever!

Skateboarding:

Skater 1: "Hey man, oi I just kickflipped the britomart 8 yesterday!"

Skater 2: "Sick! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."

BMXing:

Biker 1: "Hey dude, I just found a lump of dirt yesterday!"

Biker 2: "Rad! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."

by Skater G-Hi January 28, 2008

skateboarding

an extreme "sport". it's better than sex

I went skateboarding today, It was better than sex.

by SkateZero March 3, 2005

skateboarder

someone who has found an alternative to pussy prep sports. Bikers are cool too. Dont be hatin.

Dude, that was gnarly.

by Ing Q Silo September 8, 2003

skateboard

Skateboard is just a fucking sport
it means nothing its fucking just skate and have fun
we're not trying to say we're cool cause we skate
skate hard

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

skateboarding

skateboarding is not a sport its something we do to have fun cause its the only thing we can do gay posers go and buy target boards with there parents money and they dont know what a "set" means

skater:hey jump that 5 set

poser:what the hell is a set, do you like my target skateboard and my abercrombie skateboarding shirt

by skateordie666 March 11, 2007