Siri

an annoying ass bitch that is not useful

Me: Hey siri 14
Siri: Caliing Emergency Services
Me: bitch wha ?

by siriiiiiii September 20, 2019

Siri

Siris is know for being a segull, and loving the famous tiktok celebrity named Mattia.

Siri is screaming mymy to the local segulls, and hides them under her bed

by mattialovessirimymy May 27, 2020

nikah siri

"Nikah siri" is the Indonesian slang term for marrying voice assistants like Siri, where "nikah" is a loan word of Arabic origin meaning "marriage".

In a hilarious twist, my friend joked that he's going to "nikah siri" with Siri—after all, she's the only one who understands his weird interests!

by Emotional Cruiser November 16, 2025

Apple Siri

The act of trying to make a Voice Recognition System but having it fail.

Apple Siri is bad at giving me the answers I want.

by BPgaming175 September 21, 2021

Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022

Dirty Siri

Is when you are still dating a guy whos a complete asshole and removed you from every app just because you were mad at him for him being mad at you for you doing his homework because he was embarrassed.

”Stop being a dirty siri”

by IAmAlreadyTracer April 24, 2020

thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017