Shit a brick

The art of shitting a brick after anal sex.

Tom wants to do anal tonight. I'll shit a brick for days after...

by Milf33 May 6, 2025

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!

Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.

My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece

by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022