Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
by skinner January 3, 2014

by Bazerk November 3, 2015

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.
by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.
I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.
Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??
Jason shat while sucking his balls.
I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.
Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??
by pussyfarter March 12, 2022

by RowVII January 20, 2017

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

Liz did we just make up a new cuddle position? I feel bad though because you’re right next to my shit ball!
by ShitballT March 23, 2023
