Shawshank

A bent penis that turns to the right

Whoa man do me a favor and turn a little to the left, your shawshank is killing me.

by Marry Swanson August 31, 2021

Shawshank

Escaping from a school lesson with a brilliant plan and excuse.

Person 1: “Hey, I heard Jimmy pulled a Shawshank in English yesterday.”
Person 2: “Sick! One day I’d love to skip a class like that.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Shawshank Redumption

I have to take a shit really bad and leave work because there is only one stall in the bathroom.

I gotta take a Shawshank redumption!

by Atomic Trix February 15, 2019

Shawshanked

When a person on a date escapes, ghosting the other person mid-date, leaving them abandoned and befuddled.

I met her at a classy restaurant, she's there maybe five minutes and says she needs the ladies room, and then she Shawshanked me, leaving me with like 15 White Castle burgers I had to eat on my own.

by Harry the Horrible February 9, 2021

Shawshank Redemption

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.

My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024