shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 06, 2019

Shawshanking

When you slowly chip away at your partner's sexual conservatism until the hole final opens and your crawling through a river of shit and coming up smiling on the other side.

"Awh mate, you done Stacey up the sewer pipe yet?"

"Nawh mate, she's a bit vanilla but I've been shawshanking her and I final got the butt plug in!"

by Church94 September 22, 2019

Shawshank

Stab a nigga up

Stab a nigga up, that's the shawshank redemption

by Leckdon August 17, 2019

Shawshank

Escaping from a school lesson with a brilliant plan and excuse.

Person 1: “Hey, I heard Jimmy pulled a Shawshank in English yesterday.”
Person 2: “Sick! One day I’d love to skip a class like that.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Shawshank

A bent penis that turns to the right

Whoa man do me a favor and turn a little to the left, your shawshank is killing me.

by Marry Swanson August 31, 2021