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Shalom

A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.

He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018
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A Shalom korf

Defined as someone that has never been near a puss without the use of Cosby medication.

In Ukranian it literally translate to dog chaser.
The man arrested for beasteality had been described as pulling a Shalom korf after multiple witnesses saw him chasing a hairless Mexican rat dog with his tip hanging out.
by Miriam Webster og June 1, 2018
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Shalom

shalom is crazy friend with a crazy personality. Everything about him is just unbelievably crazy. The only thing he talks about is anime and food.
Oh look! There's shalom the crazy bumbum!!!
by Typical.lillyx November 5, 2019
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shalom the creep

by Shalom bouskila December 9, 2019
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shalom

this is a saying piper rockelle uses at the start of her yt video as a unique greeting for her viewers.
“ shalom guys, I hope ur day is going good but better watching this video
by piperrazzi September 11, 2019
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Shaloming

noun - Shalom
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,

When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?

Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"

"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
by madras messiah May 24, 2016
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Shalom

Shalom is hi
NK: Yeooo, BK fam! Shalom fam!

Bk: Yo wagwan bigmon!
by Wasteyute5 November 26, 2020
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