Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Omid Scobie

A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023

360-homo-scope

A play on words of "360-no-scope", when someone in a video game spins around, facing away from their target for a while, only to face them again and land a defeating blow. When a person engages in flirting with someone else they believe to be a member of the opposite gender, but once they find out the other person is the same gender as them they persist flirting. Often happens in personal messages such as a Twitter or Discord DM, but could in theory happen in real life.

👩🏻 "Hey king, you're looking mighty fine."

👩🏾 "Hey there! I'm actually a girl!"

👩🏻 "I said what I said 😏"

👩🏾 "Nice 360-homo-scope 😎"

by jgcoverkknot March 18, 2023

Don't get scoobed

A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.

Man 1: "I have a big project I am working on."
Man 2: "Don't get scoobed."

by lcgann July 11, 2023

Scoleciphobia

Fear or strong dislike of worms, and anything that resembles one.

Poor Alex... she freaks out when she walks in the wet dirt, because she has a real bad case of scoleciphobia....

by QueenBam January 24, 2007

360 no-scope

A dumb move often performed by people too bored with a first-person shooter wherein a player using a sniper rifle fires and kills a target, without zooming in, while turning around as fast as humanly possible.

i totally owned that noob with a 360 no-scope. oh wait, that wasn't ownage, that move is pure luck.

by dsaos October 27, 2010

Lefty Scoober

The act of giving a lefty handjob from behind and through the legs.

This girl got weird last night, tried to give me a lefty scoober while I was going to the bathroom.

by imReba July 4, 2014