schwimble

A snarky, weird guy, who only cares about himself, based off Guy Deghy in "Espionage" A Camel to Ride (1963).

"You hear about John? He got himself in a car accident yesterday and he sued the victims!"
"He's such a schwimble!"

by livingunderanoldturkishrug January 12, 2024

SchliggleHob

The SchliggleHob is a fictional character that solves all of your problems in really weird and mysterious ways.

If you want to be taller then, The schliggleHob will cut off your legs and give you taller legs

by schligglehob hater July 27, 2024

schwarble

When you want to go down on your lady and she is not about it, but you make her about it.

She didn’t want any cunnilingus but he schwarbled his way in there.

by 130xis April 7, 2025

Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.

Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023

bibbledee schnibblet

A conveniently moist scarf found in the depths of the Eiffel Tower, frequently spotted used by a mail man on the run.

Look that male man is wearing a bibbledee schnibblet!! CATCH HIM!!

by Rickymushrooms May 30, 2024