something for the weekend, Sir?

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.

Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"

by hteb78 September 13, 2013

let me hold somethin

Another way for asking for money.

Boochie : Aye boi, let me hold somethin?
Fred: Mayne, I aint go nuthin for you.

by Marie000 September 20, 2006

samoth

A patronising individual who uses endless acronyms to make himself feel superior to others when no one really cares.

Is also associated with a 'cow' emoticom which, again, is pointless to those who read his drivel.

Using endless acronyms like HTH and TITCR means that you are nothing more than a samoth.

by Connorx May 1, 2009

somethin' somethin'

Alluding to something pleasurable, be it sexual, drug-related, or something else entirely.

a. Lets go to the bedroom so we can kick a little somethin' somethin'.
b. I called my guy to see if he could hook me up with a little somethin' somethin'.

by Kristen October 24, 2003

Doing something

If someone says that their probably jerking off right now.

"Hey bro wanna hang out?" " No doing something right now"

by StemBR November 12, 2021

and now for something completely different

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

by NeNay July 18, 2005

I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You

The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd

"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"

by Vito R October 22, 2008