The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs
males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim
males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim
by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.
It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
by FlabbyPancakeSause October 14, 2022

Describes a sanitary towel.
by Colonel Spicy Weiner September 6, 2013

When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass
by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.
It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.
by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.
by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

When a male has his dick in a girl while she is on top of him and giving someone else a blowjob (usally used during a threesome).
by May is bae April 4, 2017
