Swan Eggs

An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice

Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like

This pizza is swan eggs

Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet

Jo is pure swan eggs

by sasheroo September 8, 2013

Swan's neck

When your girl has an extremely juicy pussy and you slightly overdo eating the cat and the morning after your neck is stiff and painful.

Example 1:
Dad: "Look at me, boy! You've been eating the cat again, haven't you?"
You: "No, dad, you trippin!"
Dad: "Don't lie to me! Where did you get that Swan's neck then?
You: "Damn, you got me there, old man."

Example 2:
Doctor: "Can't you move your head at all?"
Patient: "No, Doc, I'm telling you, it's Swan's neck."
Doctor: "Well, that must have been one juicy pussy then."

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019

Swan Lake

Swan Lake is a long and very elaborate ballet composed by Pyotyr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The ballet contains beautiful scenery, elaborate costumes and dances all set to a fairy tell involving princes, castles, sorcerers, and swans. Swan Lake is one of the three great ballets (The Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty, and Swan Lake)

Swan Lake is an excellent ballet.

by Exhac May 19, 2006

Swan Lake

One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.

Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.

by Fuckemily69 August 23, 2018

swan song

the last act or manifestation of someone or something; farewell appearance.

It was the team's swan song to end their season by winning the championship.

by tbible November 29, 2003

swan dive

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"

by VegaTDM November 16, 2007

swan'd

1. If a swan attacks you
2. If you attack a swan specifically with an oar and you loose the fight.

"You just got swan'd"

by Lassadar September 1, 2014