sped

Short for "Special Ed."
Person who acts like an idiot, or fails to recognize your superiority.

Dave, you are such a sped.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

sped

(blend) origin-wadena saskatchewan-grade 9special education

Jordan goes to sped

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

sped

One who can get tickets to a Yankees game but has to go to texas to see the game, because he/she did not see if the game was home or away.

Jay V at salve university.

by jay the bookie May 1, 2003

Sped

Someone just like you.

SPED: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH!
YOU: What do you mean?
SPED: WE ARE ONE!
YOU: So you mean you also SMASHED last night?
SPED: Welp... Thanks for your secret.

THE END
HOPE YOU ENJOY AND DON'T CALL ANYONE SPED

by I'M NOT ME NOR AM I YOU December 18, 2017

sped

special ed; mentally challenged

My good friend Caitlin Storch.

by Nate January 18, 2005

sped

A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.

"I am a fucking moron. I use the term sped."

by Bainemo April 14, 2005

Sped

Sped is a word that is a synonym to the one and only Dylan. To qualify as sped, you must be named Dylan, have red hair, be three years old, and a Saint Bernard.

“Do you know sped?”
“Oh, you mean Dylan? Yeah! She’s super sped.”

by Zoike July 6, 2019