sofa-ed

when you sit a very comfy chair like a sofa and cannot be arsed to get out again. Usally after a hard day when you know you have a lot yet to do

sorry i could not come out 2nite i got sofa-ed

by bushbabie from miss whiplash March 27, 2007

Sofa Hogg

Someone who really doesn't want to share the sofa

You are such a sofa hogg

by Meemo December 24, 2015

Sent to the sofa

When a girl sends a man to the sofa she’s no longer in love and sending him out of the bed meaning she is bored of his love and is making room for someone new.

Micheal: Bro I’ve just been sent to the sofa.
Steve: Oh no bro man are you okay.

by Dragon man 123 July 23, 2018

sofa bison

A military wife

Hella sofa bisons roaming Camp Pendleton

by Quentintotinospizzarolls August 28, 2020

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

sofa glam

A sofa glam is when someone buys a shirt out of pure ignorance as to what it means.

I hate your “anti sofa glam club” shirt, Zah

by smoothie queen May 21, 2018

Nigga sofa

That one porno where if the nigga had to hide again he would hide as a sofa

Nigga curtain: hey bro u got a place to hide?
Nigga lamp: idk where?
Nigga sofa: come to my place

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020