1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
mugGet the Don't wipe your ass before you shitmug.
When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
mugGet the Shit so thick you could stir it with a stickmug.
What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
by BATMN every day December 14, 2018
mugGet the motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dickmug.
the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
mugGet the you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shitmug.
Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
mugGet the You must eat the shit, before you serve it to othersmug.
1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.
1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.
by vizzreal December 18, 2016
mugGet the i'll beat the shit out of youmug.

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