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septice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Quadice, Pentice, Sexice, Septice
Septice: Seven times
A day appears "septice" in a week.
We've said it, like, "septice" times already today.
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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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