cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 27, 2005

Foot Seizure

The act of falling over and flopping on the ground while yelling obscene interjections.

Much to the chagrin of my colleagues, I performed a foot seizure.

by Tuit boy October 28, 2003

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by Jenna the KNIGHT December 11, 2008

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

Seizure's Palace

A play on Caesar's Palace, a casino in Vegas, this term is used to describe not a gambling establishment, but an insane asylum, aka looney bin.

Check out that dude dressed like a gladiator...they oughtta throw his ass into Seizure's Palace

by Tamerlane October 28, 2005

shit seizure

Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.

Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016