cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 24, 2005

Foot Seizure

The act of falling over and flopping on the ground while yelling obscene interjections.

Much to the chagrin of my colleagues, I performed a foot seizure.

by Tuit boy October 29, 2003

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 April 10, 2018

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by Jenna the KNIGHT December 22, 2006

Seizure's Palace

A play on Caesar's Palace, a casino in Vegas, this term is used to describe not a gambling establishment, but an insane asylum, aka looney bin.

Check out that dude dressed like a gladiator...they oughtta throw his ass into Seizure's Palace

by Tamerlane October 28, 2005

Terracotta Seizure.

The Random Spasming of Random Letters. Usually over the internet, Sometimes in real life.

Hello!
What's Up?
fgnekovmerverk.

Oh my. Not another Terracotta Seizure.

by Ohaiguysit'sGlee. March 20, 2011

seizure hands

someone whos hands shake and sweat when u hold them

woah thats seizure hands

by bubblecatMeow May 31, 2022