seal breaker

The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.

"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."

"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.

seal breaker by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016

Seal your mind hole 

Sealing your mind hole is closing off your mental/emotional vulnerabilities to those who wish to harm you.

Please seal your mind hole.

Seal your mind hole by Mind hole June 1, 2017

Seal the wheel 

To have sex. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.

John: " Hey man lets hit up the mall and cop some fidget spinners"

Bill: "Sorry bud, I'm trying to seal the wheel"

Seal the wheel by 1239081232 June 25, 2017

seal slap 

while having a threesome (2 hos and 1 man), you jiz in your hands, then with a ho on each side, you take your hands and slap their titties in a seal like motion screaming seal sounds.

yo, last night i seal slapped dem hos.

seal slap by Jerome M Jay February 1, 2008

seal moose 

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.

"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."

seal moose by Elephant seal February 10, 2017

Seal Team Sex 

The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.

My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.

Seal Team Sex by So in, So out June 11, 2011

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

Seal the Envelope by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003