The Saneil Theorem

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem

The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel

by ToshBoss January 22, 2020

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Yori Saneyoshi

The mysterious, stoic Asian woman who sits courtside at all Los Angeles Lakers home games four seats away from Jack Nicholson. She can always be seen on camera, and rarely claps or shows any type of emotion whatsoever.

Andy: Who is the Asian woman at all the Laker games? She sits a few seats away from Jack Nicholson.

Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.

by Robert Sacamano October 15, 2013

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Sanela

A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.

Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.

Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.

Boy#1: Woah....O:

by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011

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