SAF-1

1. to suck a fat one

2. making a guy happy in his pants

3. abbreviated so that you can abuse people around you with out them knowing, particulary usefull in retail towards customers that are pissing you off.
Angie and Cath love to SAF-1 after a hard days work
by Buk Naked April 08, 2011
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saffed

Slang for "saf" Which stands for "Stoned As Fuck"
Julie - Hey do you remember what the test is over?

Jeff - Nah, I was saffed, sorry.

Julie - Saffed?

Jeff - Yeah, stoned as fuck.
by CynthiaMiller December 25, 2011
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SAF

Short for Safrican. A legendary Battlefield 2 player. Fearless leader of the =365= INSOMNIA clan. The #2 defibrillator killer in the game. Known worldwide for being hung like a toddler. Tiny in both length and girth. Known for liking to take it up the ass both in game and in real life. Enjoys being Tea-bagged after an untimely death. Claims to have a most beautiful wife, but it is commonly believed to be a blow up doll.
1. I wish SAF was my lover.
2. I've been SAF'd!
3. That fucking piece of shit SAF porked me in the ass and then Tea-Bagged me...
by Saf's Lover September 12, 2011
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Saf

Someone who has a .82 kd in call of duty. One who always lags and never stays with the team. Someone who brags about being good but doesn’t have over a 1.0 KD
Being a bot is the same definition of being a saf
by Underdog89 November 04, 2022
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Saf

hates everyone and everything, loved by everyone, is a taurus/sag/scorpio.
Saf said, “eat shit you.”
by Detra Petalston November 24, 2021
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SUCH-A-FAGGOT

Commonly used in most video games (specifically shooters)
Where the person who yells it is raging. But it's typed in acronym form.
*Normal conversation*

Yeah so I'm heading over to Nick Ansaldo's house after I fini... OMG HE KEEPS KILLING ME IN THE SAME SPOT HE'S SUCH A FAGGOT!

*Typed conversation*

Change your gun pussy and stop being SAF
by LAMINATEDD November 14, 2010
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Hey, pass me that saf, i'll roll that tobacco into a fatty.
by DatBoiMadafaka April 01, 2018
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