P.M.S.

Post Menstral Syndrome. Affecting mostly men, the unknown amount of time after Pre Menstral Syndrome where people are still afraid to speak or mistep in fear of the wrath of the lady of the house.

Friend#1: Look at Bill sitting there on the couch. quietly watching Twilight and not saying a word. He hates that crap why is he just taking it?

Friend #2 He must have P.M.S.

by jordan, Kyle November 19, 2010

P.M.S.

P.M.S is a abbreviation used during text-messaging and IM conversations meaning; Pretty Much the Same

Guy1- What are you doing?

Guy2- Not much, you?

Guy1- Oh well P.M.S., I've had a pretty uneventful day.

Guy2- Oh?! That's cool, I guess

by Freddy P. January 28, 2008

P.M.S

the new definition
Pre masterbation syndrome

when a person is very horney.

that girl is so fine, she's makin me P.M.S

by smcforlife October 10, 2004

P.M.S.

Plastered Morning Syndrome
a very bad hang over

Branden: last night was awsome
Justyn: yea it was but i got P.M.S.
Branden: yea my head is killing me to very bad hangover

by Justyn Richard December 24, 2008

P.M.S

A beer that is half consumed and left in the kitchen/bathroom of the establishment hosting a party to be picked up the following day

oh weak man I just counted 30 P.M.S. beers
aka p.mor.syndrome

by the truth has come 2343 September 1, 2009

S.P.M

it stands for Shit Pub Monday, this is where every monday you go to a different local shit pub. set im in portsmouth university by, steven, Alan, Craig, Martyn and Chaz

its time for a S.P.M drink

by Steven moorcroft December 10, 2008

P.M.S.

An Abbreviation for Potted Meat Sandwitch

Alex: Hey Kelton want a bite of my P.M.S.
Kelton: wtf are you talking about choad?!
Alex: No my Potted Meat Sandwitch.
Kelton: Yeah i'll try a bite

by ill jake August 16, 2007