Rusty Trombone

When your ass is licked while being jerked off. The act closely represents the playing of the Trombone. The ass itself represents the "rusty" mouth piece and the dick representing the slide.

She got mad Jazz improvisational on my ass and started playing some sweet notes on my rusty trombone.

by MADDOG101 June 21, 2009

Rusty Trombone

adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.

In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.

by hahahaha April 19, 2006

Rusty Trumbone

A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.

I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"

by semajsirhc May 18, 2009

rusty trombone

when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around

my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is

by balls to tha wall April 19, 2006

rusty trumbone

when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)

dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore

by c knock April 11, 2006

inverted rusty trombone

A sexual act similar to the original rusty trombone with the exception that said trombone player is actually turned upside down by his partner in the air, hence the term "inverted". This variety does not necessarily require a male/female partnership as I first witnessed this act practiced (clothed, thankfully) by two men. It is imperative that the man being used as a trombone be strong, due to the fact that he has to turn and hold the trombone player upside down.

Friend 1 - "You know what's hot? When a chick gives you a rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "Yeah, that's cool."
Friend 1 - "You know what's not hot? When you see two dudes doing a inverted rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "That's gay, dude."
Friend 1 (shuddering) - "Yeah, I know."

by Visually Violated August 1, 2009

rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014