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Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.
I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.
by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018
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Restoring

Depending on the intentions of the people restoring something, it can be good or bad. Not every restoration of a building is inyended to gentrify an area, though some are, and some don't mean for any good to come out of what they're doing for the people from an area.
The guy wasn't like some other people from areas nearby talking about bringing new life to the area while holding sacred about the area, he was actually originally from the town and wanted to do something good for the people there by restoring and opening his business in the space of a missed business. They might not all agree with what he and his wife were trying to do, but why wouldn't they support one of their own people when the alternative could be the building ending up in the hands of someone from out of town?
by The Original Agahnim September 29, 2021
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restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.
having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues
by silencut March 2, 2009
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Restoriface

Noun

1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.

2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
"Doctors had to remove 10 square inches of vaginal wall tissue during her last restoriface."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket
Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.
by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017
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Restraintnation

The act of restrainting.
I performed restraintnation on my baby to wrap her in a burrito.
by Jay&Fran November 18, 2017
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restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.
"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."
by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018
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