Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.

Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.

by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010

Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation

Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session

by Bill the Random December 21, 2010

recovery run

When your coach says recovery run the practice after a race, but some dickhead on your team decides to go fast and the workout end up being race pace

Jace decided to go faster on the recovery run and his whole team suffered.

by Do u no da wri January 16, 2018

recovery pump

The name given to a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.

Mate I'm feeling much better, managed to get a quick recovery pump last night.

by Goochstar February 26, 2018

recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.

Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.

by Goochstar February 26, 2018

Revovery

Verb: Being in the act of recovering from the great toilet paper apocalypse of 2020.

Definition: Recovering from the toilet paper apocalypse of 2020. Where the only speech you have left is a mumble, and words become hard.

Most people in the IT industry are in revovery at this moment. After setting up Disaster Revovery Preparations.

by Apoch Ghost March 19, 2020

Recovery Coach

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.

Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020