Redcar

Lovely seaside town in the north east of England, partly inhabbited By the dregs of the dregs of societies, but luckley they are all isolated to a small area called "THE LAKES" (under no circumstances should you find yourself in the The Lakes, it will not end well for you. the only exception to this is if you are in need of stolen good or drugs), the locals have been found straying outside of The Lakes in reacent years bring down the local area.

Other highlighs:

virtual shopping (empty shops with fake shop front, making the high street look full).

Beautiful Walks along the wind swept beach with views of Europes biggest chemicle plant and steel works.

newly modenised sea font with the world first and last Verticle Pier.

unforgettable night life where local customs dictate you drink yourself stupid and bottle anyone looking at you/ or anyone thought to be looking at you/ anyone. and that you find yourself an over wight middle aged woman, who will do anything you want for a cider and back, as long as you dont mind the smell of stale cigarettes and six illegitimate children in the next room.

tourist information has been closted since 1997 but do not fear there is an excessive amount of street wardens to be found around Redcar, they do not know much about what there jobs entails but they do love the power the Hi-vis stab vests seem to give them.

The main employer in Redcar is the Jobcentre wheather that is claming child benefits or job seekers allowance all are welcome here, in the most used buliding in Redcar outside of all the Pubs that fill one whole end of the high street.

by get me out of this place February 1, 2013

redankulous

something rediculous or awesome; normaly used when you are really stoned

Last night, at that huge kegger the four foot bong was redankulous.

by Michael Weppna February 8, 2009

Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010

Reda

Words can't describe him 😁 he is so beautiful inside and outside, he is sweeter than honey, softer than snow, elegant like a red rose , pure like water , honest like an open book, and precious like a rare diamond , spontaneity and shyness are what i love most about him , he is so supportive and kind and he is always there for his love ones.

Our boy here loves the gym alot and before i forgot he has an amazing body and especially a very beautiful back , shoulders and arms and also a silky hair. Reda is an excellent runner but a terrible swimmer , and the worst player in "2 truths 1 lie " , he likes anime and manga , reda loves to sing , wear hats , he becomes so nervous when a girl is around him, he hates when a girl calls him cute and he is always worried about girls misunderstanding him lol
Reda's voice and accent are so attractive and addictive , i really love to spend time with him bcuz he makes me laugh and forget my sadness although he is so young but he so matured... he loves God alot and he tries to do his best all the time , actually reda is one of the best men i have ever met in my whole life , i am so lucky to have him in my life ... having reda in your life is such a blessing

Reda is my bestfriend

Reda is so fine

by Fatima zahra ph February 1, 2022

RedBack

Texas Dollar from the Republic of Texas before joining the United States

That will be 5 redbacks.

by greenfox1505 December 16, 2011

redass

to be annoyed at something/person/place.

"Where the hell is the waiter? I'm getting a really bad case of redass, yo!"

"How was your date last night?" "Horrible! The deadbeat made me pay for a $100 meal." "Shit, that would give me redass!"

by Canadian in hiding April 17, 2006

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