A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 26, 2003
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2016
Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.
by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017
by Brett E. Smith September 04, 2006
A Non-Regular skier or snowboarder, who does not own their own equipment and has to rent theirs resulting in inexperience and utter chaos on the slopes for themselves and everyone around them. (comparable to a gerry)
lol, that rental just tried to gap the biggest spine out here and got completely pitted, send him back to the bunny slope to practice pizza/frenchfry .
by Puppymonkeybaby12 March 14, 2018
A noob in airsoft
a person who does not own airsoft gear and has to rent gear implying that they are a noob
a person who does not own airsoft gear and has to rent gear implying that they are a noob
by Mr. Seaweed Brain October 13, 2021
When you get in the wrong rental car, drive it away, and keep it for a week, resulting in the rental company reporting the car stolen.
by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012