Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Thee Rattlesnake

When you grow your pubes out, put beads in them and then wiggle your hips whenever you’re horny

I was ready to go to bed, but she did Thee Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 16, 2022

Peanutbutter Rattlesnake

Covering your dick in peanut butter while wearing a vibrating cock ring.

She doesn’t like the taste, so instead she asked me for a peanutbutter rattlesnake

by BeefStewy April 11, 2024

Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018

Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake

(Must have jagged or uncut nails) When the male grabs the females ass cheeks during intercourse and inserts his nails into her ass crack, spreads it open and shakes it viciously.

B: "How's your wife, dude?"

A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."

B: "Oh shit."

by Oklahoma hater 9821 August 17, 2025

Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025