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Rasmus Lilaas Skari

Rasmus Lilaas Skari is either a sexy beast or a extremely annoying little boy. He likes big manly sweaty lollipop, but he also likes to eat rotten infants that are so badly decomposed they are moldy. He usually eats smegma soup with cheddar , but wit a hint of lemon. He also likes cooked uturus alone or with a chopped up baby. He loves to joike because he is a so called sapmi
Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann: Where is Rasmus Lilaas Skari
Syver Willhelm Bjørnflaten Bast: He is over there joiking his ass of
ok
by MongoPongo May 22, 2023
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Rasmus

Rasmus is the name of a heroic king, who was born to achieve great things. A Rasmus is often seen around beautiful women, who all want a part of him. A Rasmus is usually the brightest and best-looking person in a friend-group and is often mistaken for a Viktor, another legendary person. Teachers love him, students look up to him, and girls want to marry him. A Rasmus is often spotted at the gym, the lecture-halls, cool bars and sunny beaches. If you ever get to know a Rasmus, do not let him go again!
Girl 1: Wow, that guy is the most handsome person I've ever seen!!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total Rasmus.
by Parmesan Sigøjner October 21, 2020
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The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism
Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"
by Thomdinho April 2, 2018
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Rasmus

something or someone great happening in your life, no matter what, but it’s fucking good
- It was a rasmus !

- It was, I had a great day !
by walkybqt November 17, 2023
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Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card
Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month
by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024
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Rasmus

Rasmus is a comon name for someone that has alot of money, mostly always gets what he wants, Doesn't have any

self confidence, Mostly always tells others that he is bad at everything and Doesn't have any intrest in girls.

Summary: Rich guy, Doesn't like himself and will never put effort in getting a girlfriend.
Look at that guy going around with the newest and most expensive tech from Apple, But doesn't have any girls around him.
He be a Rasmus
by Rasse October 5, 2018
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Rasmus

A Rasmus is the perfect guy. He is super cute but can also be really hot. He will always care for you but if the mood is right he can do some really kinky suff in bed. He loves to cuddle and go on romantic dates and also loves to shove his huge dick inside of you. If you have a Rasmus as your boyfriend you really did everything right in your life.
"Wow why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Rasmus an I are officially dating!!"
"Wow you are so lucky"
by Karolina2007 November 22, 2021
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