put my gooch on ya

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag
"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"
by bgood15 December 25, 2007
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i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself
Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol
by bunny_adipshit November 20, 2021
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To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.
"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."
by thewhitesouljaboy November 24, 2011
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hey "i want to put my insides in you"
by 6manrapper April 02, 2017
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A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
by Ohhhhhhj December 04, 2019
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A non-literal phrasal verb declaring oneself to be supportive of and in agreement to another's idea, suggestion or recommendation. More common among males but also heard by the few females that know how to relax, not be prudish and accept that it probably is a really good time to have a dick to put in things.
(to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that)

"Bruh, that storm last night brought 18 inches of fresh pow up at Solitude! Should we strap on the boards and go shred the gnar!?"

"Oh yipee! I'll put my dick in that! Just remember, no friends on powder days. I'll be there, you just worry about keeping up bruh."
by palavradaurbana June 02, 2020
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