by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003
Get the purple headed yogurt slingermug. 
Get the purple headed yogurt slingermug. a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?
He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
by B Man bran December 9, 2007
Get the purple headed yogurt slingermug. by Jeremy December 3, 2002
Get the purple headed yogert shootermug. The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006
Get the Purple Headed hammer of justicemug. bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
by cvrt ops June 23, 2010
Get the purple headed bull whipmug. After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.
After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
by MayFucker March 26, 2019
Get the Purple-headed yogurt slingermug.