by Munchi Kawfi December 01, 2003
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a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?
He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
by B Man bran November 14, 2007
by Jeremy December 04, 2002
The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006
bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
by cvrt ops June 22, 2010
You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger
by SiFo4Life'O February 03, 2013