Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"

Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card

by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

That requires gold to purchase

An item that requires gold to purchase

Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase

by Braymanno February 3, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

purchase halo

The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.

For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.

Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.

by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018

Purchased

Bought

I purchased a cow

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 21, 2024