puddy balls

when a man's balls get so sweaty they flow through your hands like sand

bob had track practice one day and he noticed he was very sweaty. so he went to the bathroom to take a dump. before he sat down he noticed his balls where just hanging down. i cover his balls with his hands and they seep through his fingers. hence the word Puddy Balls

by pablo williams May 5, 2011

Puddy Pancake

The pussy, made into a meal. that is very tasty. Sometimes preferred with maple syrup, or just KY.

Yo nigga i ate me some of dat puddy pancakes dis monin.

by DR. FUCK YOU April 28, 2011

wood puddy

When seiman sticks to her like puddy

How about I give you some of this Paul Seagraves wood puddy

by Paul Seagraves December 3, 2007

puddy

In reference to someone's rear end that some might consider to have a putty-like shape or consistancy.

Damn, that girl can sure shake her puddy.

by Pseudonym July 16, 2004

puddy

short for the word "pussy" often used to disguised the word while being exclaimed in a public area.

Coach Randall my puddy is better than yours

by doc May 13, 2005

man puddy

A creamy discharge from the end of a penis due to a STD.

My buddy banged this one chick and a week later while he was taking a piss he noticed the man puddy.

by me2kool2003 November 3, 2005

puddy chips

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.

Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!

by Jonny Tepin July 7, 2008