Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.
"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"
"No....do you want some?"
"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"
"No....do you want some?"
"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"
by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011
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by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021
Get the poddible mug.When a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a bitchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute)
They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"
They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"
-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
by Wise_observer September 23, 2009
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