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philosophy

A field of study which can essentially be divided into the subfields of epistemology, metaphysics and ethics.

Epistemology is the study of knowledge, how it is gained and to what degree it is possible.

Metaphysics is the study of what exists, how it exists and how we define it.

Ethics is the attempt, having decided upon theories of knowledge and existence, to create a coherent way of living.

Contrary to popular belief, philosophy is not, or at least does not have to be, useless. If everyone thought carefully about what they believe, why they believe it and how they should act accordingly the world would be a better place. Everyone from politicians to scientists to soccer-moms must make decisions of ethics which affect them and those around them.
Sartre (a major figure in philosophy) says of epistemology that we cannot have absolute knowledge, of metaphysics that the world is subjective, and of ethics that by existing we choose ourselvse and the world.
by yes, I am a philosophy major September 10, 2008
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philosopher stoned

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana
"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"
by Carpet52 February 23, 2020
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Kabalarian Philosophy

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
by daken February 20, 2009
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armchair philosopher

Person who is is knowledgeable but casual about philosophical or existential ideas. Unlike an academic philosopher, an armchair philosopher deals with subjective experiences, opinions, and personal issues. They refer to theories and ideas but do not emphasize or prioritize them; they use big ideas to discuss real time questions.
I had a great conversation with Lydia about my commitment issues, she helped me see my problem in a new light. I guess she is an armchair philosopher.
by bittTTT September 15, 2016
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Six-Beer Philosophy

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.
"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."
by Cubbs January 19, 2014
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Philosophicalish

Used to compare a description to (what a dumb person may think is) a philosophical idea.
Wow, what I just said sounds kind of philosophicalish.
by Helga Kay June 27, 2007
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Philosophised

To have one's mind blown or stumped as a result of a philosophic class or conversation.
Guy 1: Sup man!
Guy 2: Nothing, you?
Guy 1: I'm good.
Guy 2: What does it mean to be good?
Guy 1: Err... Um... Well..
Guy 2: YOU JUST GOT PHILOSOPHISED!!

Professor: Why are you here?
Student: To get a degree
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can get a job
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can earn money
Professor: Why?
Student: Ummmmm....
The student in this situation was philosophised.
by Phil O' Sophie April 29, 2013
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