Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks

Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"

by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022

pretty as a box of puppies

This phrase would be used by a good"ol country boy to let a young lady know he thinks she's pretty and he's interested. where as a city boy might say "Damn girl you fine .. let me get them digits "

Amber baby your pretty as a box of puppies

by Donkey Barn's April 17, 2017

Sweater Puppies

01.) The warm titties of a female

Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!

by IndustrialHaze September 29, 2008

Holding the Puppies

Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.

"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"

by Dazzamon April 19, 2006

two puppies in a tub

After fucking your partner in the ass and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your balls in their pucker hole. It will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep "two puppies in a tub".

With my goo seeping out of Rhonda's star fish, I tried to cram my balls inside of her. It was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.

by tcb123 July 28, 2008